Why so serious?

http://www.whysoserious.com/

"Lemme give you my card. You can call me..."
Joker Card!!! Hahahaha!

"Wanna see a magic trick? I'll make this pencil disappear!!! Hahahaha!"

"Hello beautiful...*combs hair* *licks lips*"

"I'm not a monster. I'm just... ahead of the curve."

To 'Hush little baby'

"Hush little baby don't make a sound, Mama's gonna buy you a laughing clown.

And if that laughing clown won't laugh, Joker's gonna give you a nice blood bath.

But if that blood bath will not run, Joker's gonna kill everyone.

And if Batman comes and spoils the fun, everyone in Gotham better run.

But is the Batman starts to flee, Joker's terror everyone will see.

People of Gotham you'd all better fear for your lives, coz Joker's gonna show you how to be afraid of knives."

"(Written for my fanfic) :) I hope its ok"