ChrisPCrunchy

I once set out to prove religion using science. I decided to make a device that would allow me to hear and speak to god. After years of theory & planning I was ready to construct a prototype. It took twenty years and the prototype was ready for a test run. Nerviously I hit the switch and powered it up. Lightening flashed across the sky, the earth quaked, the wind squealed. Just then the missus yelled 
"Put that stupid thing down and come in for dinner NOW"!
"Yes Dear", I replied. 
I hastily turned off the device and put it down as instructed,
JUST AT THAT MOMENT I REALISED WHO GOD REALLY WAS!
I was pleased to have constructed yet another sucessful experiment!