Birthday: August 16
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FUNNY HOCKEY QUOTES!!!
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"Too bad it wasn't a brick."
----Sabres Coach Jim Schoenfeld, after tossing a water bottle at referee Terry Gregson.
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"Sure, Daniel wears number 22 and Henrik number 33."
----Canucks Coach Marc Crawford, on whether he could tell the Sedin twins apart.
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"The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem."
----Bruins GM Harry Sinden
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"Tell him he's Wayne Gretzky."
----Oilers Coach Ted Green, after Oiler Shaun Van Allen suffered a concussion and couldn't remember who he was.
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"She looks like her mother, thank god."
----Winnipeg Jet Tie Domi, on his baby daughter.
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"I don't care if we lose every game for the next five years and the team goes broke and moves to Moose Jaw. I will not trade Pavel Bure!"
----Canucks GM Brian Burke, several weeks before trading Bure to the Panthers.
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"Only in America."
----Sabre Miroslav SATAN, on his response to the frequent question "Is this really your name?" when he uses his credit cards.
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