My name is Grim Gordon "Illuminati" Brown (or just Gordon the Shit, as some prefer to call me). I am the unelected lord high executioner of Great Britain. A complete moronic, power-crazed, misguided, ignorant and pathetically dull twat. Nu Labour is full of evil soul sucking fascist Nazi war mongering penny pinching low life bastards! I will tax you to death. I will steal your and your children's dreams and throw them away like some used tissue. I will widen the gap between the rich (that's me) and the poor undeserving bastards (that's you)- losers!. And don't you even think about claiming your benefits! I'm going to take them ALL away ahahahahahhahaha!!!!! And you're gonna spend the rest of your life with your head up your arse looking for the next meal. Like a thief in the night I'm gonna steal everything you have! Losers!! Give us your money! Pay your tax or I'll personally kill all of you! If you thought Tony Bliar (war mongeror) was a CUNT wait till you get a load of me!! I am the illuminati Knights of Malta antichrist bitch from hell and I am on a mission to destroy every living soul!

Here hero imprisoned
With all the new crimes
that you are perfecting

Oh I can't help quoting you
cos everything that you say rings true oooh hooo...And now in my cell when I followed you. And here's a list of who I slew. Reggie Kray do you know my name.....I am the last of the famous international playboys.

FUKING PAY YOUR TAXES YOU BASTARDS!!!! I'm a wanker!! I'm a wanker!!

Drums out of the darkness, listen well.
Drums beating like thunder straight from Hell.
Trumpets are blaring, the time's come 'round -
Satan is here to claim His ground!

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for tax men to do their taxes.

Quote:My mam just got her first pension payment under the 20P tax regime

I know there's a lot of people suffering because of this 10P change, but just need get this off my back. F-k you Gordon Brown and your bunch of useless, ugly, lying incompetent cronies. You've already done your best to screw my aspirations of wanting a decent home, less student debt and a worthwhile pension scheme, but now you've dropped to gutter levels and absolutely hammered my widowed mam to the tune of £50 a month on her £285 PER MONTH PENSION, which is already hugely decimated thanks to her employer going bust. And did you help her and countless other thousands approaching retirement when their employers closed down? Did you f-k. You persistently ignored the European and British courts who ruled you were wrong to not assist those suffering. D-ck head.