"There was a young girl called Hatti,
who had a dear mummy called Pattie,
She was very fit,
Her friend was a twit,
But I love her because she is Hatti :)"
By Beth (BethOnTop)
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"I once knew a girl called Hatticus Rex,
Who enjoyed to take part in hardcore sex,
She didn't need sleep, she could do it all night,
If anyone stopped her, she'd put up a fight,
Thank God, she always remembered latex!"
By Rosanna (omgoctopus)
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"There once was a girl known as Hatti.
Her mum thought that she was a batty.
She farted at night.
And tore up a kite.
And now she is big, short and fatty."
By James (j0ames)
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