Me have black curlyish hair, wear a blue Colorado baseball cap, or cowboy hats, wear red-rimmed, or rarely, brown-rimmed, sunglasses, have a long greyish-brown-whitish beard. Me wear a Metallica tee, or a light "business" type shortsleeve, & brown plaid, lined pants & usually, blue leisure shoes, or solid brown mountain shoes. Me jacket is hoodless & red/white/black.

Folks tell me that talk funny. Many complain about me voice.

All those times folks on the phone tell me:

"What is WRONG with your voice?", "You talk like you have wet biscuits in your mouth", "You talk funny", "WHERE are you calling from?", "Are you a clown? Talk in your real voice. Don't talk to me with that stupid phucking fake voice", "You talk like you have a d**k down your throat", "Do you have a greencard?", "Who the phuck is THIS?", "WHY are you talking that way for?", "Oh! Phuck you!","WHAT!?!?" & so on & so forth.

»Me'm NOT A FOREIGNER. IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE DEAD WRONG FOLKS.«