So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU
to all the people out there who have nothing
better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter
leprechauns will come into my apartment and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. Fuck them. If you're going to forward something, at least send something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some "omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care. Show a little
intelligence and think about what you're
actually contributing to by sending out
forwards. Chances are it's your own
unpopularity. P.S. Please forward this to at
least 5


oh and this is a follow-up of what i just said.

Hello, and thank you for reading this
letter. You see, there is a starving
little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen
who has no arms, no legs, no parents,
and no goats. This little boy's life
could be saved, because for every time
you pass this on, a dollar will be
donated to the Little Starving Legless
Armless Goatless Boy from
Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember,
we have no way of counting letters sent
and this is all bull. So go on, reach
out. Send this to 5 people in the next
47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you
accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people,
you will die instantly. Thanks again!!

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