Trouble sleeping
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

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Hey there, thanks for the friend invite, look forward to checking out your vids

Hello bad boy....I just swam over to say hello and to bring you a little piece of peace. I hope you're doing OK. I always LOVE to hear from you. You make my day brighter. Keep raising the spirit of peace and love.

I hope your weekend is full of sunshine and whale songs.

peace and earth muffin hugs,
vicki

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: ``My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy.''
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: ``Do you like potato pancakes?'' She says ``No,'' and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, ``Do you have a brother?'' Again, the girl says ``No'' and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: ``If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?''

"well read" means little....don't you think? It's just an easy way for geeks/nerds (ME) to not admit just how giddy they get when they get a hold of a new book.....the smell of the book, the cool, crisp feel of the pages.....it's an addiction really.....no different than your love of brunettes, perhaps?? ;)~

being "well read" doesn't bring about beautiful writing....passion for the art does....big difference, hmm? peace Mr. Badboy...

friends:)
xxxxx

...OF COURSE, you have a copy of that book, I'm sure of it....it probably sits right up against your copy of "chicken soup for the masculine completely normal man who is in no way inferior to society, due to being single and in his forties soul", right? I bet you have LOTS of good books on your bookshelf, hmm? ;)~

peace and love Daddy-O......

IT IS A TRUE HONOR TO HAVE YOKO ONO LENNON as my newest friend !
I've been throwing John-type humor at her with poetry blurbs...I guess it worked....(thanks, Cookie)

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"If you adore sushi, then try to avoid the trouser trout as it's awfully fishy"