heck no i aint 23, but i aint gunnna tell ya mai real age!! (and for those of you who know, dont tell)

race:1st place
mood as of right now:happy
sex:if ur a gurl, sure XD lol
interests:yes, i am very interesting
school:burned to the ground
city:hey! im not shi- ooohhhh CIty
state:i told you im happy!!

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.