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thanks for visiting lads and lasses, hope you love my channel, my vids and all that other stuff.

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ABOUT ME: I'm damn sexy, intelligent, cool, funny and modest! That's me!

Random Thoughts (updated as and when I think them)

If everyone in the world was gay, what would happen to the human race?

Have you ever wondered if in fact you have been placed on Earth by giant, man eating cow-like aliens so that you can spy on us ready for the invasion? No? Me neither.

What happens if all the zombies stop dancing to Thriller?

I don't trust cats. They just sit there silently, licking themselves. I bet they're planning some sort of invasion...

Vacuum cleaners suck.

Some old people are mean. Especially the ugly ones. But some are nice. You just never know...

Newborn babies remind me of little alien freaks with no hair. People who say babies are cute are just liars.

Are zebras actually used in zebra crossings?

If puppies weren't so damn cute the reptile business would be booming.

You know that Mr. T guy? What the hell is his problem...

Is cheese the international product of Wisconsin?

Are cows invisible in the winter with the black and white?

Fact: YouTube spelt backward is EbutuoY

When people say a blind man could see that, are they sure he isnt color blind?

People are just like animals: They beg for things they dont need.

Failure is just another word for you dont try and end up losing.

If you jumped from a plane wearing a scuba suit, but no parachute, into the sea, would you live?

Has anyone ever surfed into a shark's mouth?

Despited being warned many times, I have never actually met anyone who has had their arm broken by a swan.

A green crisps okay to eat? I never know whether they are good or not.

I hate fans. I mean, when it's hot they just blow warm air at you quicker. What good is that? Now air con, that's an entirely different matter...

You know the rings that you sit in when you go on the back of a speedboat. The donuts. How cool would it be if they actually were doughnuts? That would be fun and tasty!

I'd be really pissed off if someone told me I had five minutes to live and then made me watch five minutes of Antiques Roadshow... That programme sucks!

Surfing is cool. I like surfer babes 'coz they're hot!!!!!! Not surfer dudes 'coz they take the surfer babes away from me.

Boxing is rubbish because it's staged. It should be real, like pro wrestling.

In MC Hammer's song U Can't Touch This, what is it that we can't touch?

Good day...

Peace out, Georgyboy.

p.s. What did you do to upset the cat!?!?!