Im a leprechaun! I like hanging out and drinking mountain dew.

Now heres a little story about my life and you will get a prize if you read the whole thing.

So yesterday my dad said " GROW UP IN A BRUSSELS SPROUT CAKE" Thats why I moved to Caketown and there are lots of llamas there.Llamas taste like yummy dummy in your tummy chicken sauce. So then I says to hims " Youz betta lets meeze eat llamas for bweakfast ow else I willz nots let meeze live here anyzmore." So then my mommy said heres a llama coloring book. I took one look at it and exclaimed"THOSE ARE UNICORNS NOT PIXIE HORSES!!!!!!!!!" That made her join the Yunnoslavicx Police Account. And then my writing teacher said " THATS A LIE YOU LITTLE DWARF" And I started to cry because thats really mean to me and my mom says I'm allergic to mean things like clowns and Elmo. Soooooooo.......

A LONG, LONG TIME AGO IN A GLAXY FAR, FAR AWAY.....


CHEESE WARS EPISODE 9 AND A HALF WITH THREE QUARTERS LEFTOVER.

PRESIDENT JIMOTHY DECIDED TO BUY A CAR THAT WAS PINK....


THE END.

That was a movie I saw at ebay.com last year ago.
You probably aren't reading this right now because all that stuff I told before happened last year, now I'm going to tell you about this week. RIGHT AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK!