I am dead small hense the name Midget THE Widget!!!just like Rob Brydon and Bob mortimer :) they're small as well

i am very proud to be british :):) we have great comedy!!! buh im sick of america takin the mic out of other coutries like britain or canada when they arent exacly the best themselves hhmm... when i put my mind to things i am quite a serious person but i never put my mind to things so im never a serious person!!:P hehehe

I saw a shop window displaying "essential oils". I didn't have any of them. I'm lucky to be alive!
I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.
hehehe i love jokes hm *laughs to self* lolage

i love comedy standup mostly lol n ma faves are (not in order)

Joe Pasquale
Vic & Bob
Jack Dee
Lee Evans
Jimmy Car
Allan Carr
Lee Mack
Ardal O' Hanlon
Dara o' brian
Steve Coogan
Tommy Cooper
The 2 Ronnies
Eddie Izzard
Sean Lock
Allan Davies
Paul Merton
Jo Brand
Rob Brydon
Rich Hall
Frank Skinner
David Baddiel

n i might have forgot some iv got loads!!! lolage

I tell ya iv been having strange dreams lyk a few weeks ago i had a dream that angus deayton was my dad right n we were dead close like me and my dad are n anyway he comes round with his mate to look after me n older brother n i was getting ready n then he went home after a while n i went to his house in the pouring rain n i went there n i said i just want to say night dad n then he says oh ok bye n then he shut the door the next morning i wake up and this isnt the dream anymore and i think to myself "My dad would never do that to me" and i was still thinking Angus was ma dad.hhmmm n i had a dream last night that John Prescott was baby sitting me and he took me out with his friend which was John Major :S n he ate 5 ice creams... I guess he must of been on a diet then :P

well im waffling on a bit now so ill let you get back to whatever you where doing because you might be a bit scared now and want to go but im not letting you becuase you have to keep reading and now your probably thinking "hhmm what she is saying is very true so why am i still reading?"

so thats why i am letting you go so bye bye xxx leave comments but if you dont want to just dont then x