The one-man Miniature Rock group know as Militant Children's Hour have come to grasp and scrape at the filth deposited on the streets of Oakland, Ca. This squirming no-creature makes an appaling noise after dark.

Consider this paragraph an automated No-message from The Militant Children's Hour. As an MCH fan you may dispose of this message at any time to avoid infection. If you feel a small tingling on the lobes of your ears then it's already too late. You are as good as dead.

If your skin starts to peel the No-bug has already moved into your central nervous system rooting withing the cells of your spin and flowing out into your intestinal track and outer extremities. Don't worry, your genitals won't be affected. Or is that effected? Anyway, you are still as good as dead.

Thanks you for choosing The Militant Children's Hour. We realize there are choices in the field of Rock and we are happy you chose us.

Our customer service team is happy to assist you with any needs you may have in the future.

Sincerely,

MCH Mission Control