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Half-Life: Full-life Consequences 2: What Has Tobe Done
John Freeman walked like speed of light back to his motorcycl and left behind the bad place behind him. John Freeman had to ride his motorcycle really fast back to the office but John Freemans gas ran out. John Freeman jumped fast off the motorcycle and landed on dead peoples hands.
"Gordon Freeman is now these hands... i must kill the next boss and live up to full-life consequences!" John Freeman said out loud.
John Freeman picked up a laser gun and aimed it at trees to see if he could. John Freeman shot and tree fell down in front of him. John Freeman seen eggs fall out of the tree and he put them back home safe.
"These birds dont have to see Gordon Freeman yet. its not time." John Freeman said to him.
John Freeman had to walked faster and was back at his office work and on a computer. He looked on the internet and found the next boss.
"I know his weakness now" John Freeman said. And after that he got emails from someone. John Freeman opened up the emails and read them.
"Dear John Freeman, how are you? I miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving dinner. Love mom." John Freeman looked at it and got sad and yelled "I WILL KILL THE BOSS AND GORDON FREEMAN WILL BE HAPPY SOUL!" then he turned on off the computer and wet on the platform again down to his other more faster motorcycle that had gas in it this time.
John Freeman put the laser gun on his motorcycle and his machine gun and his rocket gun that he found on the side of the motorcycle. He went through traffic and went fast like litning to back to Ravenholm and back to the bad place where Gordon Freeman was. John Freeman went off road and did backflips and landed on back wheels but kept going too.
John Freeman went really fast again like before and was soon back again at Ravenholm but saw more zombie goasts. John Freeman said to them "Zombie goasts i have killed your friends at the old house and i dont want to shoot your heads. move near the countrysides and you will be friends of John Freeman." The zombie goasts said that "no we will kill you" and walked fast to John Freemans motorcycle. John Freeman waited until they were in front of his motorcycle and backflipped off his bars and shot heads below and landed and walked fast to where the next boss was.
"you will be one of us!" yelled the dead zombie goasts. John Freeman laughed and shot a rocket at them.
John Freeman saw the next boss far down the road and walked slow this time. He walked really slow like a turtle and sat down on a rock and watched the next boss near the dead last boss and where the place that Gordon Freeman was. The next boss was laughing at John Freeman so John Freeman said "YOU WILL NOT LAUGH AT ME!" and shot a rocket at him since that was his weakness.
The next boss died and John Freeman was happy. He walked over to the dead bosses and put them under the ground and planted pants on them so instead of messy dirt and dark there was pretty things there now to be happy.
John Freeman walked to where Gordon Freeman was lying dead and crushed from the next bosss feet and looked down. A tear droped out of John Freemans eye and landed on Gordon Freeman.
"You are dead bro and i killed the evil boss." John Freeman told Gordon Freeman
Then John Freeman saw something bad. A headcrab was on Gordon Freeman! Gordon Freeman standed up and said "John Freeman... you got here slow and now i am zombie goast. you will pay..."
to be continued...?
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Fan Fiction by: squirrelking Narration by: Cannon590A
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Half life: Full life consequences 3: When the Evil of the Dawn of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Attack of the Patato of the Son of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead GOASTS of the Living Dead in... SURROUND SOUND!
Happy April Fools Day! :D
In a serious note, Squrrelking has not yet released his 3rd addition to his adventures with John Freeman. When he makes that, then I will definitely make a third Movie.
*EDIT* I've just switched the movie title so that people new to the series won't get confused and/or didn't know it was an April Fools Joke
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Tom Waits and Donna Gordon as the stripper,
Performed for us live (at the La Brea stage i
Tom Waits and Donna Gordon as the stripper,
Performed for us live (at the La Brea stage in Hollywood, 1978), and rotoscoped - a process that traces back the live action
frame by frame and turns it into animation. The original live
action was shot with 5 cameras - 2 high, 2 low and one hand
held. The music from "The One That Got Away" blared in the
background as Tom sang karaoke style different lyrics on each
take. Two strippers, Donna Gordon was the choice, 6 takes and 13 hours of video footage were edited to make a 5 1/2 minute live action short which we turned into animation. A total of 5,500 frames were caricatured and then re-drawn, inked by Mike Cressy and painted by hand onto celluloid acitate to produce this film.
Produced by Lyon Lamb, directed by John Lamb, the film bore some cool new technology, talent ( David Silverman, producer and director of the Simpsons TV series, and director of the NEW Simpsons movie to be released in July of 2007, was our head animator and also his FIRST job as an animator) and was created specifically for a video music market that didn't yet exist . But
the buzz was out and we went on to create what arguably may be the first music video created for the new and upcoming MTV market.
A series of unfortunate events prohibited the film from ever
being released or sold commercially, consequently catapulting it into obscurity... until now,thanks You Tube!
In 1979, an Academy Award was presented to Lyon Lamb for the
technology used in this short.
The production materials (character sketches, layouts,
storyboards, animation drawings and cels) are still amazingly intact and held in private hands. However, a few of the production elements managed to slip away over the last 28 years and occasionally, one of these rare gems can be found on ebay.
To learn more about this amazing lost film, go to ....TomWaitsLibrary.com and Wikipedia.
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Read this before commenting (updated 24.11.2007, thank you jopetsou):
Angry German Kid
Read this before commenting (updated 24.11.2007, thank you jopetsou):
Angry German Kid (a.k.a. Der echte Gangster, Slikk or Leopold) is a talented actor of age 15 from Bergisches Land, Germany. He plays a character, Der echte Gangster, a parody of a wannabe gangster. This fact has often been misunderstood, and as a result he has been subject to bullying both on- and offline (e.g. school). For this very reason, he stopped making videos for almost a year in 2006.
Sources (translated, click "SCHLIESSEN" if add comes up):
http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=h ttp://www.4players.de/cs.php/dispbericht/-/5028/0.html
http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=h ttp://www.hodenmumps.net/index.php/2006/01/06/der_gangster_i st_tot_es_lebe_der_metaler
http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=h ttp://www.hodenmumps.net/index.php/2006/12/01/der_echte_gang ster_das_comeback_des_jahr
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From his blog: http://www.was-willst-du-tun.de/
I am not mad (translated)
http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=h ttp://www.hodenmumps.net/index.php/winsw/2007/02/01/ich_bin_ nicht_wahnsinnig
"I am not sick or mad, I only have a sense of humor not everyone immediately understands. In addition, I have acting talent. I can do something so real that many think it is real. For this reason I will be insulted by many and hated. The aim of my videos or movies is to entertain people, not provoke. Nobody should take my short videos on the Internet seriously - they are merely for entertainment. No matter what people think or say, I am a very normal boy with acting talent."
- N. K. (aka "Slikk" or "Der echte Gangster")
How it started (translated, how the character was born)
http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=h ttp://www.hodenmumps.net/index.php/winsw/2007/02/04/wie_es_a ngefangen_hat
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Video information:
This video was made as a response to some German politicians attempting to restrict access to violent video games. He was trying to show how they view gamers. Very amusing and intelligent. Too bad most people missed the point.
"Journalists" from Focus TV (Germany) used this as an example of an internet addict, claiming the kid to have been secretly taped by his father and to be undergoing therapy in addiction clinic. Naturally, this was not what "Leopold" understood to have agreed on when he gave approval for airing it on TV.
Source (translated, click "SCHLIESSEN" if add comes up):
http://www.google.com/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=de%7Cen&u=h ttp://www.4players.de/cs.php/dispbericht/-/5028/0.html
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Another video from AGK at his computer (4 copies for redundancy):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDbs_9r56hk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4szjpIDSas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VIMHH2AqgE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osZN_vhoe70
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Also, this is NOT me in the video. I am NOT the Angry German Kid. Stop sending me your pointless messages of how you believe this kid needs anger management. Nobody gives a shit about your opinion.
Unbelievable how daft some people are, wasting my time with pointless messages to yell at me "omg dude GET HELLP ASSHOLE!!!!1" Thank you very much. Morons.
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After seeing so many stupid (or rather wrong) translations of what the Angry German Kid is saying, I felt it has to be my duty as a German dude to translate it properly. I'm sorry for the bad quality. I hope you can read it all.
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Original encoding (~12MiB, best quality) of this video available (e.g. for spoofers, without translation):
http://www.hfd.de/users/magicfunghi/pc_spielen.wmv
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UPDATE: Click on "more info" to download the mp3!
Ronald remix mp3: http://rapidshare.c
UPDATE: Click on "more info" to download the mp3!
Ronald remix mp3: http://rapidshare.com/files/82140535/ranorudo-remix.mp3.html (if link is expired, please send me a msg)
MIRROR (thanks terogweth!): http://dertah.diinoweb.com/files/ranorudo-remix.mp3
Original song (first part) mp3: http://rapidshare.com/files/85822070/UN_Owen_was_her.mp3.htm l (thanks KuresunaZero!)
MIRROR: http://dertah.diinoweb.com/files/UN_Owen_was_her.mp3
Original song (2nd part) mp3: http://rapidshare.com/files/87319553/COOLNCREATE_-_Remix_UN_ Owen_Was_Her.mp3.html (thanks, akira54vv!)
MIRROR: http://dertah.diinoweb.com/files/COOLNCREATE_-_Remix_UN_Owen _Was_Her.mp3
Another wacky Ronald McDonald clip from nicovideo. No words can describe this.
This is a remix of "U.N. Owen was her?" a BGM from a Japanese doujin shoot-em-up called 'The Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil' (thanks UnicornFire, for the correction). The game was developed by ZUN http://www16.big.or.jp/~zun/
No, I didn't make this. I just posted it here to share with those who don't have nicovideo.jp accounts. The original link is below:
M.C.ドナルドはダンスに夢中なのか？最終鬼畜道化師ドナルド・Ｍ
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1919148
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McDonalds Nuggets by Fernando and Thomas
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UPDATED(2/13)This is possibly the most disturbing thing I've seen on the Interweb. I'm so
UPDATED(2/13)This is possibly the most disturbing thing I've seen on the Interweb. I'm sorry for inflicting this upon all of you.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Always consult a mushroom field guide before consuming wild mushrooms. Eating random wild mushrooms may result in various side effects, including DEATH.
The mushroom featured in this video is Amanita Muscaria, a psychedelic but otherwise non-deadly mushroom (it might, however, make you nauseous). Thanks to the hundreds of mushroom experts that have commented. I am in your debt.
After a rigorous session of super-sleuthing, I was able to find out more about this guy. It seems that he is a performance artist from Japan that goes by the name of 'wotaken.' Here's his home page: http://katura.is.land.to/index.html
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Retarded Fan Fiction by: squirrelking Narration by: blind51de
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Retarded Fan Fiction by: squirrelking Narration by: blind51de
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MAKING 2ED ONE VERY SOON, SO STAY TUNED!.
John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.
John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon.
The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".
John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.
"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said
"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.
"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.
John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.
John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house" and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.
Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.
When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "John Freeman! Over here!" so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.
Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said "thanks i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said "NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and John Freeman walked real fast out.
John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.
to be continued..?
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THANK YOU PSM3 UK FOR FEATURING ME IN YOUR DVD! :D
If anyone sees this video anywhere else on the internet, please message me.
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I've taken my hyperactive editing style a step further! Hope you'll enjoy it!
If you wa
I've taken my hyperactive editing style a step further! Hope you'll enjoy it!
If you want to download the audio from this video, go to
http://www11.nrk.no/urort/user/?id=36781
It's a norwegian page where I uploaded some of my music. (Lytt = Listen to, Last ned = Download)
Oh shit, I forgot to put this in the video, and now it's too late to change it:
Thanks to my friend Mattis for letting me borrow the drum kit. Also thanks to the person letting me use her piano, but she didn't want her name here :P
And now; to you people saying I'm ripping off Michel Gondry: I've seen his video with the drumkit called "Drumb and Drumber". It's here on youtube somewhere. His video and my video are different because of one very important detail: Gondy filmed himself doing drumming sequences and LOOPED them, while I hit each drum and piano chord seperately and edited them together. This is a very big difference if you have any idea about video editing. Actually, there is a short sequence of 5 sec where he does cut the beat, but I didn't notice this until recently, which makes me an idiot. But I still don't think it's a rip off, only similar. SO one question to you guys: If I write a song which includes the words "love" and "tight", am I ripping off The Beatles?? :P I met Michel Gondry in Milan, Italy and asked him. He didn't really give me a clear answer, but it seemed like he thought so. Either that or he didn't like my clothes. Lol.
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