♣1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
♣2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
♣3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don'thaveAIM/LiveJournal/MySpa ce/Facebook.
♣4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
♣6. You Are Feeling Stupid Because Your looking for number 5
♣7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
♣8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
♣9. You were too busy to notice number five.
♣10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
♣11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
♣12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did..