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Q) How do u circumcise a Serb?
A) kick his sister in the mouth.

Q)How do u know if a girl from Serbia is a Virgin?
A)If she can run faster then her brothers.

Q) How do you know if a Serb was in your backyard?
A) There is trash everywhere and your dog is pregnant.

Q) What Happens when an Serb with a Boner runs into a wall?
A) He breaks his nose

Q) How does a Serbian woman fight terrorism?
A) She has an abortion.

Q) What's a crying shame?
A) When a bus full of Serbs drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.

Q) What do you do if you see a Serb with half a head?
A) Stop laughing and reload.

Q) What do you do if you run over a Serb?
A) Reverse.

Q) What can a pizza do that a Serb can't?
A) Feed a family of four.

Q) what do you call an Serb with a goat under each arm?
A) a pimp

Q) How do you stop a Serb from drowning?
A) Take your foot off the back of his head.

Q) Why do Serbs cry during sex?
A) The Mace.

Q) what do u call 2,000 dead Serbs in a ditch?
A) a good start.

Q)Why don't Serbs play hide and seek?
A)Because no one will look for them.

Q)Why do Serbs drive with their windows up?
A)They think the smell is coming from outside.

Q)Did you hear about the Serb bitch who told her husband, "Give me 10 inches and make it hurt."?
A)He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.

Q) What's the difference between a pothole and a Serb?
A)You'd swerve to avoid a pothole, wouldn't you?

Q What's the difference between Serb pussy and a bowling ball?
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

Q) What do you call a serb with an IQ of 15?
A)Gifted.

Q) When is the only time you smile and wink at a Serb?
A)When you are looking through the scope of your rifle.

Q) What do you call a Serb having sex?
A)Rape.

Q) What do you call two Serbs on one bike?
A)Organized crime!

Q)How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom?
A)None, it's a Serbs job!

Q)What's long and hard on a Serb?
A)Third grade.

Q)A Russian, a Serb and a Greek jump off a building at the same time .. who hits the ground first?
A)Who cares!

Q)What do you throw a drowning Serb?
A)It's wife and kids!

Q)What do you call a Serb with a wooden leg?
A)A waste of wood!

Q)If your American, What would you do if you had enough money to send half the Serbs back to Serbia?
A)Send them all back half way

Q)How do u find the richest man in Serbia?
A)Roll a quarter down the street and see who picks it up.

Q) How do u separate the Greek Men from the Greek Boys?
A) With a crowbar.

Q)What do you call 10 black guys fucking a Serbian girl at once?
A)Consensual sex.

Q)How do you greet a Serbian girl?
A)Unzip your pants.

Q)Why do Serbians like to 69 it?
A)So the girl doesn't have to look at her dad in the face.

Serbian girl comes home and says, "Daddy I'm pregnant!"
Her father replies, "is it mine?"

Q) How can you stop a Serbian tank?
A) You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.

Q) Why is there a rubber-band shortage in Serbia?
A) They're saving it for their satellite launch.

In the middle of Kosova battle, Serb father and son are watching from distance. Son say "Father should I go in now?"
"No, not yet son!" says father.
"now, father now!"
"Not yet, wait"
couple of minutes later " Father please now!!"
"Ok go now."
Son get in battle and start to yell "peanuts, sweets, Coca cola, beer!!!"